Hey Margaret, funny you mention just now about wanting a funny post. I just happen to be working on something. I am going to appear on Colonel Tim's Talent Show and I have decided to talk about all our friends in Mayberry. So I thought I would try it out on you and see what you think.
Most people in Mayberry know Otis Campbell quite well. But one thing they probably don't know is that when Otis was in high school he had a perfect 4.0 average. Not a grade point average, but a blood alcohol point average. Andy was called again to the Boone's as they were having another big fight. After getting them settled down Andy found out that the following day would be Jenny and Fred's 25th wedding anniversary. Andy told Fred that he was giving him 24 hours to find a really nice anniversary present for Jenny. So the next night Andy went back to see what Fred had found. Fred told Andy that he decided he would take Jenny to Ireland. Now, Andy was really shocked by this. He said to Fred, "But Fred, if you give Jenny such a great present for your 25th anniversary, what will you do for your 50th"? Fred answered, "Oh I have that all figured out. For our 50th I will go back and get her". Now we all know that Andy and Helen finally ended up getting married. At their wedding reception they were each asked to say something. Helen went first and said, "The moment I met Andy I knew right away that he was Mr. Right." Then Andy stood up and said, "Well folks, tomorrow I am going to change my first name to Never". One day Goober Pyle went into Floyd's Barber Shop for a shave. Just before he applied the lather, Floyd gave Goober a golf ball to put in his mouth. He told Goober that would help him to shave his cheeks as they puffed out. Goober asked him what would happen if he swallowed the golf ball. Floyd said, "Oh you just wait and then you bring it back like all the other guys do". Andy and Barney decided they needed another deputy for Founders Day. When Gomer came in and said he wanted to be deputy, Barney was not at all happy. He told Gomer that they needed someone who was sharp, alert, and smart,. Barney asked Gomer if he even knew who shot and killed Abe Lincoln. When Gomer said he didn't Barney told him to go find out and then come back. When Gomer got back to the garage he told Wally that he had gotten the job and he was already working on a murder case. OK folks, I know these are dumb jokes without much humor, but I am 70 years old so what can you expect. I am almost as old as old Jud and I too have trouble staying awake. But at least my bullet isn't moldy. Now Margaret, aren't you sorry you asked. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.themayberryguru.com www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.wbmutbb.com/
