10 - the producer can share a private and personal conversation with Gabby Hayes
9 - when the film crew arrives, the drum and bugle corps can give them a rousing welcome 8 - people all over town can use their hands for a viewfinder - even the citizens who had one and never knew it 7 - the little fat mayor's daughter can perform her signature son, "Flow Gently, Sweet Afton," to a standing-room-only crowd 6 - the last remaining unsightly landmark, the old oak tree, can finally be removed 5 - citizens can wear trick-or-treat outfits a full month before Halloween 4 - the ladies can present their homemade pies to the producer, unless they get stolen to provide meals for hobos 3 - the barbershop will see a business boost from men wanting Cary Grant haircuts 2 - they can make a movie that does not include cowboys, horses, shootin' and killin' - yes, there is another kind 1 - law enforcement will finally get new uniforms, even if they do make them resemble Smokey Bear _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.wbmutbb.com/
