fyi -- and grins ....
> > ----------
> > From: Koger, Daniel L
> > Sent: Thursday, July 09, 1998 6:26 AM
> > An oldie updated for Windows 98
> >
> > ----------
> > From: Bjorn Lovoll
> > (Comforce/RhoTech)[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Tuesday, July 07, 1998 4:46 PM
> > Subject: Windows 98 Source Code (humor)
> >
> > > [forwards shipped on win98 cdrom and copied to user's disk at
> > installation
> > > time]
> > >
> > >
> > > Windows '98 source code.
> > > /*
> > > TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
> > > Project: Menphis(tm)
> > > Projected release-date: MAY 1997
> > > $History$
> > > */
> > >
> > > #include "win31.h"
> > > #include "win95.h"
> > > #include "evenmore.h"
> > > #include "oldstuff.h"
> > > #include "billrulz.h"
> > > #define INSTALL = HARD
> > >
> > > char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> > >
> > > void main()
> > > {
> > > while(!CRASHED)
> > > {
> > > display_copyright_message();
> > > display_bill_rules_message();
> > > do_nothing_loop();
> > > if (first_time_installation)
> > > {
> > > make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> > > do_nothing_loop();
> > > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> > >
> > > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> > > hang_system();
> > > }
> > > write_something(anything);
> > > display_copyright_message();
> > > do_nothing_loop();
> > > do_some_stuff();
> > > if (still_not_crashed)
> > > {
> > > display_copyright_message();
> > > do_nothing_loop();
> > > basically_run_windows_3.1();
> > > do_nothing_loop();
> > > do_nothing_loop();
> > > }
> > > }
> > >
> > > if (detect_cache())
> > > disable_cache();
> > >
> > > if (fast_cpu())
> > > {
> > > set_wait_states(lots);
> > > set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> > > set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> > > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> > > }
> > >
> > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> > > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> > > printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
> > > if (system_ok())
> > > crash(to_dos_prompt);
> > > else
> > > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
> > >
> > > while(something)
> > > {
> > > sleep(5);
> > > get_user_input();
> > > sleep(5);
> > > act_on_user_input();
> > > sleep(5);
> > > }
> > > create_general_protection_fault();
> > > }
> > >
> > > BjornLovoll
> > > TROLLS NT Developer Doc Tools Team
> > > x 21752 - 27/1569
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