I don't know why I am holding out:)
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>Congratulations on your purchase of Windows 98 (c), the latest version of
>the world's #1 computer operating system from Microsoft.
>
>Before using your new software, please take the time to read these
>instructions carefully. Failure to do so may further limit the terms of the
>limited warranty. Windows 98 (c) represents a significant technological
>improvement over Microsoft's previous operating system, Windows 95 (c).
>You'll notice immediately that "98" is a higher number than "95," a better
>than 3 percent increase. But that's not all. Windows 98 (c) contains many
>features not found in Windows 95 (c), or in any competing computer operating
>system, if there were any. Among the improvements: faster storing and
>retrieving of files (not in all models), enhanced "Caps Lock" and back-space
>functionality, smoother handling, less knocking and pinging, an
>easy-to-follow 720-page User's Guide, and rugged weather-resistant shrink
>wrap around the box. Most important, Windows 98 (c) offers superior
>compatibility with all existing Microsoft products. We're betting that
>you'll never use another company's software again.
>
>Windows 98 (c) comes factory-loaded with the latest version of Microsoft
>Explorer, the world's most popular Internet browser. And despite what you
>may have heard from the U.S. Department of Justice, Windows 98 (c) offers
>you the freedom to select the Internet browser of your choice, whether it's
>the one produced by the world's largest and most trusted software producer,
>or by a smaller company that will either go out of business or become part
>of the Microsoft family.
>
>Configuring Windows 98 (c) to use a browser other than Microsoft Explorer
>is easy. Simply open the "Options" folder, click on the "time bomb" icon,
>and select "Load Inferior Browser." A dialog box will ask "Are you sure?"
>Click "yes." This question may be asked several more times in different
>ways; just keep clicking "yes." Eventually, the time-bomb icon will enlarge
>to fill the entire screen, signifying that the browser is being loaded.
>You'll know the browser is fully loaded when the fuse on the time bomb "runs
>out" and the screen "explodes." If at any time after installation you become
>disappointed with the slow speed and frequent data loss associated with
>other browsers, simply tap the space bar on your keyboard. Microsoft
>Explorer will automatically be re-installed- permanently.
>
>Windows 98 (c) also corrects, for the first time anywhere, the "Year 2000"
>computer problem. As you may know, most computers store the current year as
>a two-digit number and, as a result, many will mistake the year 2000 for
>1900. Windows 98 (c) solves the problem by storing the year as a four-digit
>number and, in theory, you won't have to upgrade this part of the operating
>system until the year 10000.
>
>However, the extra memory required to record the year in four digits has
>prompted a few minor changes in the software's internal calendar.
>Henceforth, Saturday and Sunday will be stored as single day, known as
>"Satsun," and the month of June will be replaced by two 15-day months called
>"Bill" and "Melissa." Please also take the time to complete the online
>registration form. It only takes a few minutes and will help us identify
>the key software problems our customers want addressed. Be assured that none
>of the information you provide, whether it's your Social Security number,
>bank records, fingerprints, retina scan or sexual history, will be shared
>with any outside company not already designated as a Microsoft DataShare
>partner.
>
>We've done our best to make using Windows 98 (c) as trouble-free as
>possible. We want to hear from you if you're having any problems at all with
>you software. Simply call our toll-free Helpline and follow the recorded
>instructions carefully. (The Helpline is open every day but Satsun, and is
>closed for the entire month of Bill.)
>
>If we don't hear from you, we'll assume your software is working perfectly,
>and an electronic message to that effect will be forwarded to the Justice
>Department. We'll also send, in your name, a letter to the editor of your
>hometown newspaper, reminding him or her that American consumers want
>software designed by companies that are free to innovate, not by government
>bureaucrats.
>
>Again, thanks for choosing Windows 98 (c).
>
>
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