On 17 Aug 98, Sergent wrote:
> We have given
> this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you
> that we disagree with your theory that it represents conclusive proof of
> the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago.
> Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll,
> of the variety that one of our staff, who has small children, believes to
> be "Malibu Barbie."
God! This is one of the funniest things I've read in ages, an absolute
classic of its admittedly rather specialized genre. The intrepid archeologist
Williams is a guy after my own eccentric heart; sounds like something I'd
do, really. (If only I'd had the wit to have thought of it :)
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