> add another one to your collection of windows 98 jokes. ccs@cbncp285> cat ~ccs/.sig.outCindy Sergent [EMAIL PROTECTED] 614-860-2700 http://www.netwalk.com/~ccs/ 614-868-7897 (FAX) > > > > <> > > <>Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error-codes were found. > > <>Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread > > via > > <>the Internet: > > <> > > <> WinErr: 001 > > <> Windows loaded - System in danger > > <> WinErr: 002 > > <> No Error - Yet > > <> WinErr: 003 > > <> Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file > > <> WinErr: 004 > > <> Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong > > <> WinErr: 005 > > <> Multitasking attempted - System confused > > <> WinErr: 006 > > <> Malicious error - Desqview found on drive > > <> WinErr: 007 > > <> System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware > > <> WinErr: 008 > > <> Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments > > <> WinErr: 009 > > <> Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened > > <> WinErr: 00A > > <> Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full > > <> WinErr: 00B > > <> Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB > > <> WinErr: 00C > > <> Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! > > <> WinErr: 00D > > <> Window closed - Do not look outside > > <> WinErr: 00E > > <> Window open - Do not look inside > > <> WinErr: 00F > > <> Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened > > <> WinErr: 010 > > <> Reserved for future mistakes by our developers > > <> WinErr: 013 > > <> Unexpected error - Huh ? > > <> WinErr: 014 > > <> Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. > > <> WinErr: 018 > > <> Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new > > <> one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. > > <> WinErr: 019 > > <> User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! > > <> WinErr: 01A > > <> Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your > > <> software. We are terribly sorry. > > <> WinErr: 01B > > <> Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. > > <> Next time you will get a penalty for that. > > <> WinErr: 01C > > <> Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. > > <> WinErr: 01D > > <> System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. > > <> WinErr: 01E > > <> Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. > > <> WinErr: 01F > > <> Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. > > <> WinErr: 020 > > <> Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be > > <> lost. > > <> WinErr: 042 > > <> Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The > > <> virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will > > <> automatically be closed and the virus will be activated > > <> again. > > <> WinErr: 079 > > <> Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. > > <> Please click the left mouse button to continue. > > <> WinErr: 103 > > <> Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. > > <> Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. > > <> WinErr: 678 > > <> This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play > > <> another game? > > <> WinErr: 683 > > <> Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for > > <> the system to complete boot procedure. > > <> WinErr: 815 > > <> > > <> Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 bytes available > > <> > > <>-- > > <> > > > > > > Jesse Carneiro <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Software Engineer, Kreber Graphics Inc. > ____________________________________________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Join The Web Consultants Association : Register on our web site Now Web Consultants Web Site : http://just4u.com/webconsultants If you lose the instructions All subscription/unsubscribing can be done directly from our website for all our lists. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
