Hi Folks,
Been pretty busy and not posting for a while, but still reading
the mail. This list group has been great and hasn't really needed any
moperation in quite a while, quite a delightful change from some other
lists I'm on. Loved the abbott & costello routine Kathy posted a
little while ago so here is my stress buster for the day. Hope everyone
is doing well.
Al Silverberg
Moderator web-consultants
> THE INTERNET
>
> Q. What, exactly, is the Internet?
> A. The Internet is a worldwide network of university, government,
> business, and private computer systems.
>
> Q. Who runs it?
> A. A 13-year-old named Jason.
>
> Q. How can I get on the Internet?
> A. The easiest way is to sign up with one of the popular commercial
> "online" services, such as Prodigy, CompuServe, or America Online, which
> will give you their program disks for free. Or, if you just leave your
> house unlocked, they'll sneak in some night and install their programs on
> your computer when you're sleeping. They really want your business.
>
> Q. What are the benefits of these services?
> A. The major benefit is that they all have simple, "user-friendly"
> interfaces that enable you - even if you have no previous computer
> experience - to provide the online services with the information they need
> to automatically put monthly charges on your credit card bill forever.
>
> Q. What if I die?
> A. They don't care.
>
> Q. Can't I cancel my account?
> A. Of course! You can cancel your account at anytime.
>
> Q. How?
> A. Nobody has ever been able to find out. Some of us have been trying for
> years to cancel our online service accounts, but no matter what we do, the
> charges keep appearing on our bills. We're thinking of entering the
> Federal Witness Protection Program.
>
> Q. What if I have children?
> A. You'll want an anesthetic, because it really hurts.
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