I don't know what I did the first time, here's a re-send.
cindy
> >>
> >>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed,
> >>here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
> >>
> >>* On Sears hair dryer:
> >>Do not use while sleeping.
> >>
> >>* On a bag of Fritos:
> >>You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
> >>
> >>* On a bar of Dial soap:
> >>Directions: Use like regular soap.
> >>
> >>* Some Swanson frozen dinners:
> >>Serving suggestion: Defrost.
> >>
> >>* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
> >>Fits one head.
> >>
> >>* On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
> >>Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
> >>
> >>* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> >>Product will be hot after heating
> >>
> >>* On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
> >>Do not iron clothes on body
> >>
> >>* On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
> >>Do not drive car or operate machinery
> >>
> >>* On Nytol (a sleep aid):
> >>Warning: may cause drowsiness
> >>
> >>* On a Korean kitchen knife:
> >>Warning keep out of children
> >>
> >>* On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
> >>For indoor or outdoor use only.
> >>
> >>* On a Japanese food processor:
> >>Not to be used for the other use
> >>
> >>* On Sainsbury's Peanuts
> >>Warning: contains nuts
> >>
> >>* On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> >>Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
> >>
> >>* On a Swedish chain saw:
> >>Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
> >>
> >>
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