Three of the four geniuses in my life having been such, I just couldn't
resist passing this one on!
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From: "Susan Beck" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


 The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This 
is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that 
brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs 
yourselves."  

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

 "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the 
men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked.  

Then the patient's daughter asked,"Why the difference in price 
between male brains and female brains?"  

 "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's
 brains have to be marked down because they're used."

Susan Beck
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