Don't normally pass such things along, but figured this crowd would get
a kick out of this one.
B
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I know this guy whose neighbor, a young
man, was home recovering from having been
served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky
Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went
to sleep and when he awoke he was in his
bathtub and it was full of ice and he was
sore all over. When he got out of the tub
he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN
STOLEN and he saw a note on his mirror that
said "Call 911!" But he was afraid to use
his phone because it was connected to his
computer, and there was a virus on his
computer that would destroy his hard drive
if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the
crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he
himself was a computer programmer who was
working on software to save us from
Armageddon when the year 2000 rolls around.
His program will prevent a global disaster
in which all the computers get together &
distribute the $600 Neiman Marcus cookie
recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates.
(It's true-I read it all last week in a
mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who
was also promising me a free Disney World
vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the
e-mail to everyone I know.) The poor man
then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to
report his missing kidneys, but reaching
into the coin-return slot he got jabbed
with an HIV-infected needle around which
was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to
the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a
few blocks from the hospital-the one,
actually, where that little boy who is
dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish
is for everyone in the world to send him an
e-mail and the American Cancer Society has
agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail
he receives. I sent him two e-mails and
one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in
the shape of an angel (if you get it and
forward it to twenty people you will have
good luck, forward to ten people you will
only have ok luck and if you send it to
less than ten people you will have BAD LUCK
FOR SEVEN YEARS). So anyway the poor guy
tried to drive himself to the hospital, but
on the way he noticed another car driving
along without his lights on. To be
helpful, he flashed his lights at him and
was promptly shot as part of a gang
initiation.
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