This has nothing to do with websites or consulting, but I'm having a bad week (my cat is very sick, and keeps having bladder problems -- ugh!) and this made me laugh. The last item is my favorite, but the chips and dip one comes in second. Forwarded from the webcards (www.printing.com) Keeping In Touch newsletter. --Tamra Heathershaw-Hart ------------------------------------------------ Romance Tips -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Kids say the darndest things. Here are some tips from kids on subjects of romance. HOW DOES A PERSON DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." Kally, age 9 "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Allan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you got to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10 WHAT'S THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then!" Cam, age 10 "No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool to get married!" Freddie, age 6 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6 "You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE? "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ Hart Consulting http://www.hartcons.com/ Web Design & Engineering Studio Silicon Valley, California 650-967-6162 1-800-749-8032 (fax) ------------------------------------------------------------ ____________________________________________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Join The NEW Web Consultants Association FORUMS and CHAT: Register Today at: http://just4u.com/forums/ Web Consultants Web Site : http://just4u.com/webconsultants Give the Gift of Life This Year... Just4U Stop Smoking Support forum - helping smokers for over three years-tell a friend: http://just4u.com/forums/ To get 500 Banner Ads for FREE go to http://www.linkbuddies.com/start.go?id=111261 ---------------------------------------------------------------------
