At 08:10 PM 3/9/99 -0800, Kathy E. Gill so eloquently stated:
>LOL -- hi, George, we "did" this one on cocktail napkins in Philly in the
>mid-80s ... only the question was, how many days a week would you like to
>have sex? <well, it was a bar joke. ;-)>
>
And the answer was? <g>
>interesting that it's been resurrected.
>
>>I just go this in...
>>
>>DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! IT ONLY TAKES 30 SECONDS.
>>Don't read the bottom until you have worked it out.
>>
>>1. How many days a week would you like to eat out?
>>
>>2. Multiply this number by 2.
>>
>>3. Add 5.
>>
>>4. Multiply it by 50.
>>
>>5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1749. If
>>you haven't, add 1748.
>>
>>6. Subtract the four digit year that you were born.
>>
>>
>>
>>You should now have a three digit number.
>>
>>The first digit of this is the number of times you want to eat
>>out each week. The second two digits are your age.
>>
>
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