hope this gets through and brightens up your day. :) cindy ------------- Begin Forwarded Message ------------- > Subject: You know you work in corporate America if > > Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. > > You get really excited about a 3% pay raise. > > Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. > > You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. > > Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the > Third World countries' annual budgets combined. > > It's dark when you drive to and from work. > > Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else. > > "Communication" is something your group is having problems with. > > You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. > > Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. > > Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital. > > Art involves a white board. > > You're already late on the assignment you just got. > > You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say, "Oh > wow, thanks!" > > "Dilbert" cartoons hang outside every cube. > > Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes," "in your > spare time," "when you're freed up," and "I have an opportunity for you." > > Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers." > > You read this entire list and understood it. > > > Bill Regner > ------------- End Forwarded Message ------------- Cindy Sergent [EMAIL PROTECTED] 614-860-2700 http://www-nds.cb.lucent.com/~ccs/ 614-860-7897 (FAX) ____________________________________________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Join The NEW Web Consultants Association FORUMS and CHAT: Register Today at: http://just4u.com/forums/ Web Consultants Web Site : http://just4u.com/webconsultants Give the Gift of Life This Year... Just4U Stop Smoking Support forum - helping smokers for over three years-tell a friend: http://just4u.com/forums/ To get 500 Banner Ads for FREE go to http://www.linkbuddies.com/start.go?id=111261 ---------------------------------------------------------------------
