In all parts of the Old World, as well as of the New, it was evident that
Columbus had kindled a fire in every mariner's heart. That fire was the
harbinger of a new era, for it was not to be extinguished.
- Charles Kendall Adams

Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy

A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are for.
- John A. Shedd

Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered character. Blessed is
he who acts the Columbus to his own soul.
- Anonymous

He gave the world another world.
- George Santayana

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly
arrive at his chosen goal or destination.
- Christopher Columbus

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly
arrive at his chosen goal or destination.
- Christopher Columbus

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
- James Joyce

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in
having new eyes.
- Marcel Proust

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of
imagination.
- John Dewey

Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not
stand being laughed at.
- Anonymous
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any
Native American Indian.
- Robert Orben


The Best of Late Night...

Yesterday in New York City, a woman gave birth to a baby at JFK airport.
People at JFK were shocked because it was the first time in years they have
seen an on-time arrival.

-Conan O'Brien

In an article in The Washington Post, medical experts say Joe Biden may have
had Botox. You know how they could tell? His expression didn't change when
they asked him about his hair plugs.

-Jay Leno



Josh Brolin, who plays President Bush in the new movie "W.," says at first
he wasn't sure he should take the role, because it would be such an acting
challenge. Brolin says he prepared for the role by getting up every day,
running five miles, and then bashing himself in the head with a hammer.

-Conan O'Brien



Tonight was the very last presidential debate . . . which means prayer does
work.

-Jay Leno



Two big wildfires are burning in California. Emergency teams are trying to
contain the fire. They are trying to drive them to homes that have already
been foreclosed on.

-Jimmy Kimmel



A group linked to Democrats is now being investigated because they've been
accused of falsifying voter registration forms, including one for Mickey
Mouse. President Bush was furious when he heard this, because he thought
Mickey Mouse was a Republican.

-Conan O'Brien



Today is Columbus Day, which is why all the banks are closed. At least I
think that's why all the banks are closed . . .

-Jay Leno



In a new interview, Nicole Richie said she has no plans to get married, but
it could happen eventually. Then Richie said the same thing about lunch.

-Conan O'Brien



Well, the market went down over 700 points today. Oh, that reminds me. You
know, we turn our clocks back soon. We're turning it back to 1929, I
believe.

-Jay Leno



This economy is crazy. Are you with me on that one? This is what I saw
today. I saw a Lehman Brothers executive walking around town wearing a sign
that read, 'Will work for a seven-figure bonus.'

-David Letterman

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the
dock.
- Arthur Goldberg

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