Lincoln quotes: Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for
themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.

I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until
there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal.

I am rather inclined to silence, and whether that be wise or not, it is at
least more unusual nowadays to find a man who can hold his tongue than to
find one who cannot.

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a
new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all
men are created equal.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my
idea of democracy.

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed, is more important
than any other one thing.

Upon the subject of education, not presuming to dictate any plan or system
respecting it, I can only say that I view it as the most important subject
which we as a people can be engaged in.

In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all; and, to the young, it comes
with bitterest agony, because it takes them unawares.

If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is
more than half done already."

The man does not live who is more devoted to peace than I am. None who would
do more to preserve it.

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

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"I think Barack Obama is a genius. I think this is part of the plan. Do you
ever notice when Barack Obama nominates someone, the first thing they do is
pay their taxes? He's found a way to pay off the deficit. Nominate every
single person in the country one at a time, until they pay off the deficit."
--Jay Leno

"But it was fun to have Rod Blagojevich on the program, because for one
night, I was not the creepiest guy on the show." --David Letterman

"And the US Postal Service says they may cut postal service from six days to
five days a week. They say they're losing money because people aren't using
the postal service as much as they used to. If you'd like to complain, you
can e-mail the complaint to
[email protected]<http://uspostalservice.com/>."
--Jay Leno

"Nation, last night, President Obama called his handling of the Tom
Daschlenomination 'a mistake.' This is great news, because we all know
that a
president only admits to a mistake at the end of his term. So it is
official: The Obama administration is over" --Stephen Colbert

"I was stunned by the Daschle story because we don't expect Democrats to
cheat on their taxes. No, we expect Democrats to cheat on their wives.
That's how this is supposed to go!" --David Letterman

"The New York Post is reporting that Bernard Madoff's family is so upset
with his actions in this Ponzi scheme, they're thinking of changing the
family name to something less offensive, like bin Laden." --Jay Leno

"President Obama, before Sunday's Super Bowl, did an interview with Matt
Lauer, during which he predicted the Steelers would win a squeaker, and sure
enough, they did. So it's a shame he didn't bet the deficit on the
game." --Jimmy
Kimmel

"You know what really did Tom Daschle in? It turns out there are now
pictures of him partying with Michael Phelps." --Jay Leno

"It was a great day for us here at the show but not a great day for Batman,
or as he's known in real life, actor Christian Bale. Bale was all over the
Internet today. Have you heard that tape? We can't play it for you, because
some of the language is not appropriate for TV. Almost everyone who's heard
this tape says it's offensive, but former Illinois Gov. Rod
Blagojevichdisagreed, calling it 'amateur,' and 'not cussy enough.'"
--Craig
Ferguson

"President Obama's busy. He's fighting very hard to get his stimulus
packagepassed, and one of the senators resisting President Obama's
stimulus package
the most is John McCain. John McCain's resisting the package, yeah.
Apparently, McCain's biggest problem with the package is that it's not in a
larger font." --Conan O'Brien

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