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________________________________ From: Bill Johnson <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, February 16, 2009 3:39:16 PM Subject: {Dawgs/Dittos} Laura's Diary for Valentines Day Saturday, February 14, 2009 Laura Bush's Diary Well today is Valentines Day and that rascal W has a busy night all planned out. We are going out for dinner in the colonial themed restaurant in Dallas. They serve old style American cuisine prepared in much the same way as our forefathers did. They have bison and wild turkey and trout and other game on the menu. Then we are going to karaoke night at the roadhouse and knock back some Lone Stars with some chicken wings like we used too. Well at least I will as W is on the wagon (wink wink) and will be doing vodka flavored club soda (wink wink). But that doesn't slow down that little dickens. And let me tell you he is a really really "little" dickens. It was always really funny to me when all those Kos kids kept saying W was just a big dick. If they only knew how wrong they were, those commies would be tossing their doobies and die laughing. Then we will ride back to pig ranch in the convertable hooting and hollering and throwing cans out of the car at all the fuckin Obama signs in the front yards. It's really funny that all of these cowboys that wouldn't drag BarryO behind their pickup are now all for him so they can suck on that government tit. What really gets my goat is all those stolen 'Welcome Home W' signs that wound up over at the giant manure pile off the interstate just outside a Dallas. Once we get back to the pig ranch it's time for our dress up. W wants to dress up as a general. He loves to dress like a little general. He has a Patton outfit and a Napoleon outfit and a General Lee outfit. I think he said he was gonna wear his George Washington outfit. It comes complete with the wooden teeth. Hopefully that won't be the only wood he is packing. It's been hit and miss since he left the aphrodesiac of the White House behind. I had to make him throw away his General Meade outfit though. Whenever he wore that he was a wild man. He would put on that bushy beard and insist on doing it with his hat on. And he would insist on wanting to explode right in the Crater. Pushing right on in no matter how much it hurt. W is usually very gentle but when he puts on that Union army outfit he just loses it. I am just sorry that General Meade is his favorite Union Army general. Now if he was only a Grant fan he would just get drunk and not be able to get it up. Of course he won't do that now. That was how he spent the eighties and that drunken episode with the pretzels taught him not to fall off the wagon again. Anyway it's General Washington tonight. He can not tell a lie. He is just gonna chop away at the cherry tree. So to speak. Too bad all my blossoms fell off years ago and now all I got left are the pits. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/WebTV-Pals -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
