Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. President�Barack Obama�was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, President�Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland , Canada , eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"� "Well Archie,"�Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !� How big is your army ?"� "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"� Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."� "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr.�Obama , the war is still on!�We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"� "And what equipment would that be Archie?"�Barack asked.� "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."� President�Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."� "Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."� Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President�Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"� Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"� "Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youse back."� Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President�Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."� "I'm sorry to hear that" said�Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"� Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."� CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!��� --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/WebTV-Pals -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
