*TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE
PLAN*
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter
the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a
day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is
not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
*AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE PLAN:
* (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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