March 24, 2010 Poll: Majority Favor Earlier Bedtime for McCain
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In the wake of several cranky public utterances by Arizona's senior senator in recent days, a new poll shows that a majority of Americans favor an earlier bedtime for John McCain. Fifty-two percent of those surveyed strongly agreed with the statement, "When John McCain says he doesn't want to serve in the Senate even though he is running for re-election it makes me think he missed his nap." When asked which other public figures appear to be staying up past their bedtime, forty-one percent named Newsweek's Howard Fineman. Respondents strongly agreed with the statement, "When Howard Fineman starts going on about how Barack Obama is like a Kenyan long-distance runner it makes me think he should already be in his pajamas." In other news, Vice President Joe Biden said he regretted his most recent caught-on-mic comment, "John Boehner can bite my big fat throbbing cock." -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.
