March 24, 2010

Poll: Majority Favor Earlier Bedtime for McCain



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In the wake of several cranky public 
utterances by Arizona's senior senator in recent days, a new poll shows that a 
majority of Americans favor an earlier bedtime for John McCain.

Fifty-two percent of those surveyed strongly agreed with the statement, "When 
John McCain says he doesn't want to serve in the Senate even though he is 
running for re-election it makes me think he missed his nap."

When asked which other public figures appear to be staying up past their 
bedtime, forty-one percent named Newsweek's Howard Fineman.

Respondents strongly agreed with the statement, "When Howard Fineman starts 
going on about how Barack Obama is like a Kenyan long-distance runner it makes 
me think he should already be in his pajamas."

In other news, Vice President Joe Biden said he regretted his most recent 
caught-on-mic comment, "John Boehner can bite my big fat throbbing cock."

-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group.
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
To unsubscribe from this group, send email to 
[email protected].
For more options, visit this group at 
http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.

Reply via email to