May 22, 2010

Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as 
Morons

Key Constituency for Two Hopefuls

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) - In a sign of his increasing prominence in 
the so-called Tea Party movement, a new poll shows Kentucky senatorial 
candidate Rand Paul topping former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin among voters who 
describe themselves as morons.

In the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research 
Institute, 42% preferred Paul, 36% preferred Palin, and the remaining 22% were 
unsure what the word “prefer” meant.

According to Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll for the University of 
Minnesota, Paul’s surging popularity among morons is bad news for Palin, who 
previously had a lock on that important constituency.

“I never thought I’d say this, but if Palin is going to stay competitive with 
Paul, she’s going to have to start dumbing down her message.”  More here.

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