THOSE LIBERAL MEDIA BASTARDS... ... now they're changing Sarah Palin's eye color. http://debamlen.com/2010/07/30/those-liberal-media-bastards/
According to The Christian Science Monitor, the publishers of Sarah Palin's new book, "America By Heart" (working subtitle: "Because I Should Probably Know Something About It Before I Get To The White House, Right?"), made an executive decision to airbrush her eyes a dull shade of grey, even though her natural eye color is brown, with just a hint of sparkle. Brown, the color of the tea we drink when contemplating the evils of health care reform and the attendant death panels. Brown, the color of the Bridge To Nowhere, which we were for, until we realized we were supposed to be totally against it. Brown, the color of good old American soil, the soil our ancestors tilled even when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Your God, will they stop at nothing to keep her down? Compare, contrast, and refudiate. -------------------- I was thinking.... if Sarah Palin became President, would she end up with the nuclear launch codes written on her hands? -------------------- America By.... http://allhatnocattle.net/sarah-palin_book.jpg -------------------- "Palin" .... the ancient Greek word for "backwards". -------------------- "The Massachusetts Legislature has approved a plan that would bypass the electoral college in presidential elections. The idea is nothing new. It was started by Florida back in 2000." - Jim Barach -------------------- "President Bush's memoir is set to come out just in time for the midterm elections and it has some Republicans upset because it may remind voters of --- President Bush." - Jimmy Kimmel -------------------- Boehner For Speaker http://images.politico.com/global/cartoon/100802_cartoon_600.jpg -------------------- "Dan Quayle did interviews Tuesday promoting his son's congressional race. The ex-vice president is a casualty of the Internet age. Ten years ago Dan Quayle was heir to a chain of newspapers and today he's the ancestor of every Joe Biden joke." - Argus Hamilton -------------------- "California Representative Dan Lundgren was pulled over for speeding while he was live on talk radio on his cell phone. Apparently being on talk radio also made his car keep veering way to the right." - Jim Barach -------------------- #1 Killer http://www.cagle.com/working/100730/bagley.jpg -------------------- Ousted USDA Employee Sherrod Plans to Sue Blogger http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=11279038 Ousted Agriculture Department employee Shirley Sherrod said Thursday she will sue a conservative blogger who posted an edited video of her making racially tinged remarks last week. The edited video posted by Andrew Breitbart led Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack to ask Sherrod to resign, a decision he reconsidered after seeing the entire video of her March speech to a local NAACP group. In the full speech, Sherrod spoke of racial reconciliation and lessons she learned after initially hesitating to help a white farmer save his home. She said she doesn't want an apology from Breitbart for posting the video that took her comments out of context, but told a crowd at the National Association of Black Journalists annual convention that she would "definitely sue." ... [President] Obama pinned much of the blame for the incident on a media culture that he said seeks out conflict and doesn't always get the facts right. But he added, "A lot of people overreacted, including people in my administration." -------------------- Breitbart really should have taken that, "if I become a slandering asshole" insurance policy back when it was offered to him.... too late now. -------------------- "The White House blamed its firing of Shirley Sherrod on the hysteria generated by cable news reporting Sunday. All news is shaped for partisan purposes nowadays. Last week Fox News reported that Lindsay Lohan went to jail for Driving While Kennedy." - Argus Hamilton -------------------- The Race Card http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=26da61231877ae5d827257d8638296d4 -------------------- "Because of Arizona's new law, a lot of immigrants have fled the state and returned to their homeland, Los Angeles." - Jay Leno -------------------- "The White House convinced a federal judge to stay Arizona's new immigration law Wednesday. This administration doesn't know Westerners. Secession is so imminent people are selling their fifty-star American flags on eBay as soon-to-be-collectibles." - Argus Hamilton -------------------- Hold On, There.... http://synd.imgsrv.uclick.com/comics/bs/2010/bs100730.gif -------------------- Gov. Perry has a good reason for Texas to secede now.... As the dictator of Texghanistan, he can make his own laws! -------------------- "In Arizona, a Hispanic man not carrying ID was seen running towards home when he was cut off. Thinking quickly, he turned around and ran back but was cut off again. So, he decided to go for broke and run as fast as humanly possible towards home again when there was a throw to the plate and he was out by several feet." - Tim Hunter, wackyweek.com -------------------- Something Doesn't Look Quite Right.... http://synd.imgsrv.uclick.com/comics/ta/2010/ta100730.gif -------------------- "Mountaintop Removal"? What's the big problem?!? "I think they should name it something better. The top ends up flatter, but we're not talking about Mount Everest. We're talking about these little knobby hills that are everywhere out here. And I've seen the reclaimed lands. One of them is 800 acres, with a sports complex on it, elk roaming, covered in grass... [Most people] would say the land is of enhanced value, because now you can build on it." - Rand Paul [R-KY], U.S. Senate Candidate -------------------- "God bless America, land that I love, Stand beside her, and guide her, Through the night with a light from above. >From the mountains...." Oh, wait. -------------------- Disgusting!! http://switchboard.nrdc.org/blogs/rperks/media/MTR%20cartoon.jpg -------------------- "Wikileaks posted 200,000 pages of Military secrets. One of the most shocking secrets? Osama bin Laden is crushed he wasn't invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding." - Alex Kaseberg -------------------- Frienemies http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/07/28/fiorefrienemies.DTL -------------------- "China's July manufacturing data were the weakest in more than a year as the government clamped down on real estate speculation, energy-inefficient factories, and kidney trafficking." - Jake Novak -------------------- To Deal With The Deficit, Let The Tax Cuts Expire http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/01/AR2010080103287.html For the past few months, we have heard powerful, passionate arguments about the need to cut America's massive budget deficit. Republican senators have claimed that we are in danger of permanently crippling the economy. Conservative economists and pundits warn of a Greece-like crisis in which America will be able to borrow only at exorbitant interest rates. So when an opportunity presents itself to cut those deficits by about a quarter -- more than $300 billion! -- permanently and relatively easily, you would think that these people would be leading the way. Far from it. The "Bush tax cuts," passed in 2001 and 2003, remain the single largest cause of America's structural deficit -- that is, the deficit not caused by the collapse in tax revenue when the economy goes into recession. The Bush administration inherited budget surpluses from the Clinton administration. What turned these into deficits, even before the recession? There were three fundamental new costs: the tax cuts, the Medicare prescription-drug bill and post-9/11 security spending (including the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan). Of these the tax cuts were by far the largest, adding up to $2.3 trillion over 10 years. According to the Congressional Budget Office, nearly half the cost of all legislation enacted from 2001 to 2007 can be attributed to the tax cuts. ... -------------------- Not Without A Fight!!! http://www.slowpokecomics.com/strips/taxcuts.png -------------------- The economy is so bad I hear they're going to start laying off all the volunteers at the Hospital.... -------------------- A SUDDEN CHANGE OF HEART ON THE AMERICAN AUTO INDUSTRY.... http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2010_08/024993.php As we've been talking about over the last couple of days, President Obama's decision to rescue American auto manufacturers looks awfully good with the benefit of hindsight. Republicans were apoplectic at the time, but more than a year later, we now know the GOP was wrong and the Obama White House was right. The more amusing angle, however, is watching Republicans scramble to justify their enormous mistake. At a moment of crisis, and with the GOP's credibility on the line, Republicans made the wrong call -- but with a little revisionist history, they're hoping you won't notice. ... .... Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) proclaimed Obama's actions "truly breathtaking" and said the government ownership roles at Chrysler and GM "should send a chill through all Americans who believe in free enterprise." Now that this same policy has been deemed an unqualified success, most Republicans are biting their tongue, embarrassed about having been wrong once again. But some GOP officials are nevertheless still talking -- and taking partial credit for the policy they perceived as the end of American capitalism. "The ideas [Republicans] laid out there were followed through," Corker told the Washington Post. "I take some pleasure out of helping make that contribution." Got that? Corker hated the policy last year -- it offended his notion of how the government should operate on a fundamental level -- but now that it worked, and the evidence is clear that Obama was right, he wants the public to think the president succeeded thanks to the Republican "contributions" to the policy. This is not only a reminder of just how shameless this crowd really is, it's a reminder how fortunate America was that Republicans weren't calling the shots when the pressure was on. -------------------- All of the nation's ills can be traced back to the fact that the poor have too much money while the rich don't have enough.... -------------------- I went to look up the word "hypocrisy" in the dictionary and found it gone. It left a post-it note saying it was running away from home due to long hours and low pay. The excess work dumped on the poor word by the Republicans has been just too much. It says it may not come back. Perhaps "liar" could take its place for a bit. ************** Once Again.... http://allhatnocattle.net/PartyOfNo.jpg Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.
