Good one-! LOL Or, how about this for an ending,.....
County Mental Health showed up, took Noah to a mental health facility, got Noah properly medicated, and the 'voices' stopped and Noahs' paranoia was greatly reduced, leading to a much happier and more productive life. ;-) On Oct 16, 2:14 pm, Laurie Ann Poole <[email protected]> wrote: > ** > > ------------------------------ > > NOAH > > In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United > States , and said: Once again, the earth has become wicked and > over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. > > Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good > humans. > > He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Ark > before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights. > > Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - > but no Ark. > > Noah! He roared, I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ? > Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, 'but things have changed. > > I needed a building permit. > > I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. > > My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by > building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. > We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. > > Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the > future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear > the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. > I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing > of it. > > Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees > in order to save the spotted owl. > > I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the > owls but no go! > > [image: Image-6.jpg] > > When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. > They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. > They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and > inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. > > Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an > environmental impact study on your proposed flood. > > I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on > how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. > > Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of most > of the people who want to work. > > The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only > Union workers with Ark-building experience. > > To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to > leave the country illegally with endangered species. > > So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish > this Ark. > > Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched > across the sky. > > Noah looked up in wonder and asked, > 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?' > > 'No,' said the Lord. > 'The government beat me to it. ' > > ATT00012.jpg > 19KViewDownload > > ATT00005.jpg > 21KViewDownload > > ATT00016.jpg > 14KViewDownload > > ATT00015.gif > 355KViewDownload > > ATT00014.jpg > 14KViewDownload > > ATT00001.gif > 80KViewDownload > > ATT00011.gif > 64KViewDownload > > ATT00004.jpg > 34KViewDownload > > ATT00008.jpg > 24KViewDownload > > ATT00002.jpg > 20KViewDownload > > ATT00010.jpg > 25KViewDownload > > ATT00009.jpg > 27KViewDownload > > ATT00017.jpg > 23KViewDownload > > ATT00013.gif > 328KViewDownload > > ATT00006.jpg > 34KViewDownload > > ATT00007.jpg > 18KViewDownload > > ATT00003.jpg > 14KViewDownload -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.
