Special Borowitz Report Voter's Guide As you head to the polls today, please keep these three things in mind:
1) Don’t be intimidated by electronic voting machines. There are simple instructions in English, Spanish, and Tea Party. 2) Your vote is precious. Politicians have spent billions trying to buy it. 3) Please vote because every vote is counted. (Offer not available in Florida.) Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.
