Bill �Cosby has a great way of �"distilling"things. ���� Looks �like he's done it again!���������� AMERICA��NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS �PLATFORM!!�������������� I ��HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN �CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR �2012..����� HERE �IS MY PLATFORM:� (1). �Any use of the phrase:�'Press 1 for �English'��is immediately BANNED!!!. ����English �is���the official language; ��speak �it or wait outside of our borders until you can. � (2). �We will immediately go into a two year �isolationist �attitude in order to �straighten out the greedy big business posture �in this country. America will allow NO imports, ��and we'll do no exports. �����We will use the �'Wal-Mart��'s �policy, ��� 'If �we��ain't got it, you don't �need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here! � (3). �When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% �import tax on it coming in here. � (4). �All retired military personnel will be required �to man one of the many observation towers �located on the southern border of the United �States �(six month tour). They will be �under strict orders�not�to fire �on���SOUTHBOUND ��aliens.� (5). �Social Security will immediately return to its �original state. ��If you didn't �put nuttin in, you AIN'T gettin nuttin out. ��Neither the President nor any other �politician will be able to touch it. � (6). �Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on �Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, �the successful completion of a urinalysis test �for drugs, and passing grades.� (7). �Professional Athletes -- Steroids? �The �FIRST time you check positive you're banned from �sports ... For life.� (8). �Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, ��I.e., �the �first��time you steal, �you lose your right �hand. �There is no more 'life sentences'. ��If convicted of murder, you will be put to �death by the same method you chose for the �victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, ��etc.� (9). �One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; �because the world needs to eat. �However, a �bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a �barrel of oil.� (10). ��All foreign aid, using American taxpayer �money, will immediately cease and the saved �money will help to pay off the national debt �and, ultimately, lower taxes. �When �disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The �American People if they want to donate to a �disaster fund, and each citizen can make the �decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy �cause.� (11). �The Pledge of Allegiance �will��be said �EVERY��day �at��school and �every���day �in��CONGRESS. � (12). �The National Anthem �will�be �played at all appropriate ceremonies, ��sporting events, �outings, etc. � My �apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's �toes .... Nevertheless....� GOD��BLESS �AMERICA�!�� Sincerely, ��Bill Cosby�����
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