Sarah’s real fans all quit halfway through each episode of 'Sarah Palin's Alaska'.
President Obama has set aside over 180 million acres of land for polar bears. When Sarah Palin heard about it, she said, "Todd, get my gun." (Conan O'Brien) In Sarah Palin's new book, she derides American Idol performers as people who can't sing, but delude themselves by trying to in front of a national audience. This from someone who can't think, but deludes herself by trying to in front of a national audience. (And whose daughter can't dance, but deluded herself by trying to in front of a national audience.) Sarah Palin is so upset at Barbara Bush's comments about her on The Larry King Live that she is demanding that Barbara's picture be removed from the dollar bill. Sarah Palin has a new book out. She touts her knowledge and understanding of the issues. She can see Wikipedia from her laptop. Playboy ran a poll saying sixty-five percent of Americans say they would rather see Sarah Palin in a bikini than Pamela Anderson. That is good news for Sarah. However, sixty-five percent of Americans said they would rather see Pamela Anderson as president. (Argus Hamilton) In a recent interview, Sarah Palin said we must stand with our North Korean allies. When she was corrected she said, "Listen, geometry was never my strong suit." (Jay Leno) In a recent interview, Sarah Palin said we have to stand with "our North Korean allies." When told that North Korea is not our ally, Palin said, "Sorry, I meant East Korean allies." (Conan O'Brien) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.
