*Year to date  statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA:*

*  ** **Terrorist Plots  Discovered            0
** **Transvestites                              133
** **Hernias                                    1,485
** **Hemorrhoid  Cases                  3,172
** **Incontinence                            6,418
** **Enlarged  Prostates                8,249
** **Breast  Implants                   59,350
** **Natural  Blondes                            3*

-- 
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups 
"WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group.
To post to this group, send email to [email protected].
To unsubscribe from this group, send email to 
[email protected].
For more options, visit this group at 
http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.

Reply via email to