i know...i;m in class right now...I'll elaborate on this latest wedding (I'm in a wedding every three months, on average) when I am done in a couple of hours..

hermespal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
THERE you are, Diane! You ask for wedding disasters/bridezilla
stories, I dutifully serve one up, and NOTHING! ;-)

A few other near-disasters:

The absent-minded minister managed to lose my sister's rings just
before the ceremony. We had all of us elegantly dressed insiders
crawling around on the floor of the suite looking for them, found one
in the corner under a chair and the other under a radiator with five
minutes to go.

The other sister got married in Sonoma on a day it was a hundred and
ten in the shade and people were on the verge of passing out all over
the place. It was hell. Literally. And that marriage didn't last,
appropriately.

Oh, my cousin got married in Woodside under similar heat circumstances
and the groomsmen, poor bastards, were in MOURNING SUITS, complete
with tails, vest, cravat, shirt--and arranged on the steps to the
verandah of this house IN THE SUN--and they'd been out the night
before. I was watching one of them weaving (very pale and sweaty) and
just waiting for him to pitch over backwards into the bushes. He
didn't, but it was a close run thing.

Another friend is perpetually late to everything (her clock runs 35
minutes after the rest of the world) and she was, of course, 35
minutes late to her own wedding...

I'm trying to think of a bridezilla story...but most are just mishaps.

;-)

--- In [email protected], Diane Lochner
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> oh gawd.  The Macarena was played at the Oddball Wedding I was in
last weekend.  Thanks a lot for rekindling that....
>
> Kate Jones <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:    --- In
[email protected], Diane Lochner
>  <dlochund@> wrote:
>  >
>  > you are evil.
>  >
>  > areofilm <areofilm@> wrote:  Allow me.
>  >
>  > Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
>  > All that junk inside that trunk?
>  >
>  > I'ma gonna get get get get you drunk.
>  > Get you love drunk off my hump.


>  It could have been worse.  It could have been the Macarena...



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