Re: [wc] Re: am I crazy to go to London in October?

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:45:07 -0700

AND everyone has a rectum!!!!!

On 8/11/06, Max H. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

OK, will all terrorists please leave the chat room?

We'll wait....

Thank you.

Messing with a can of soda is quite easy. A Dremel tool and some Krazy
Glue will let you open up a can, replace its contents, and put it back
together so that no one would notice (if you cut right under the
folded over rim at the very top). Heck, it's a somewhat popular method
of hiding valuables.

So my guess is that they'll only allow the prescreened beverages
brought on by the airline.

Of course, there are lots easier ways to hide liquids than a can,
involving capsules, condoms, or baggies. Or one cleaning/maintenance
person who has access to the plane during the preboard routine.

But don't let any of that discourage you from flying. All this was
possible both before and after 9/11, and the methods I've mentioned
have never been used successfully.

-Max H.



On 8/10/06, Ellen <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:
> why would you have to buy them there? You can just pack them in your
> suitcase. As I said I'm not planning to take a shower on the
> airplane. It's the water and stuff like that, although they usually
> give you drinks even if they are skimpy on the food. What I'm really
> curious about is whether you can take unopened canned drinks on board,
> and if not why not. Do they really think people are sophisticated
> enough to mess around with unopened canned drinks? Those things are
> airtight.
>
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> --- In [email protected], Tony Richards
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> >
> > Well we were due to fly to Heathrow from Dulles tonight, but just
> before
> > I bought the tix
> > my son's cousin decided to get married this weekend. However, I've
> > rescheduled for
> > December and have no plans to cancel.
> >
> > As for not carrying on toothpaste and shampoo, I remember reading
> > somewhere that there
> > are places in the UK where these can be purchased. These places are
> > called shops.
> >
> > While I'm in the mood, why oh why, do people complain about not being
> > allowed to take
> > nail-clippers. I can go a few hours without a manicure, and I'm sure
> > I'm not alone.
> >
> > As for bottled water, just drink 3-4 liters before security then spend
> > the flight recycling
> > your urine. I have a gift for the obvious.
> >
> > Anyone need any other advice, just drop me a line. Glad I could be
> of help.
> >
> > Regards,
> > Tony
> >
> > Ellen wrote:
> > > no kidding. I wasn't really planning to bring toiletries in my
> > > carryon anyway--what am I going to do with shampoo--take a shower on
> > > the plane? But things like regular bottled drinking water, what the
> > > hell? Sure I'll taste my own bottled water before boarding if you
> > > insist. They keep telling us to bring our own food, now we won't be
> > > able to because we might have secretly hidden explosives in the
> > > applesauce? The fast food places in the airport advertise flight
> > > meals. They think they're saving money by not feeding us on the
> > > plane--all they're really doing is giving us more opporunity to make
> > > secret bombs out of chocolate pudding. or something like that.
> > > We're all going to hell and it's too late to turn back.
> > >
> >
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--Max H., moderator Freecycle Olney, MD, Freecycle Rockville


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