Stacy? Why have
you forsaken me?
Christ's blood.
--- In [email protected], "whatrocks9"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Okay, I saw the create-your-own Heinz label link.
>
> My best friend is afraid of ketchup. Will not touch the bottle if you
> ask her to pass it to you. She just stares at it, frozen, unable to
> explain herself, until you just get up and get it yourself. Oddly her
> favorite condiment is barbecue sauce.
>
> Of course, I must buy her a personalized bottle of ketchup. Question
> is, what should it say. The max available space is 3 lines of 18
> characters each. So far, I'm thinking
>
> Dear Stacy,
> I come in peace.
> Love, Ketchup
>
> But I also like the idea of it being threatening. I would like her
> name included, though, so it's very personal. Let me know what you
> guys think.
>
> - Heather
> (Why didn't the chat go away while I was out of the country for 10
> months?!!)
>
