The remainder of Gerald Ford's US tour has been obtained by secret sources.
Jan 4, 5, 6. The body will be on display at the College Football Hall of Fame in South Bend, Indiana. Jan 8, 9, 10. The procession will visit Pratfalls Comedy Club in Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania. Jan 12, 13, 14. The corpse and its entourage with lunch at Pardonnez- moi Bistro in Frogmore, Louisiana. Jan 16, 17, 18. The party will enjoy the amenities at Successions All Inclusive Resort in Fluffy Landing, Florida. Jan 20, 21. The caravan visits Squeakies Oil and Lube in Crazy Woman Creek, Wyoming. Jan 27. The corpse will host Saturday Night Live in New York City, with musical guest Fall Out Boy.
