sorry, don't think Gene, the final arbiter of all things poetic and/or humorous, will accept that. Can't rhyme a word with itself. Here is another attempt:
Our national nightmare is finally done Now that's she's gone, maybe we can have fun. Pretty lame, I know. --- In [email protected], "areofilm" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Our long national nightmare is over. > I hopes she/he gets run over. > > > --- In [email protected], "James" <ttlsccr@> wrote: > > > > What rhymes with "riddance"? > > > > It is with mixed emotions that I send this ditty > > I'll try real hard not to get into the nitty gritty > > > > It has been three great years since I started here > > working at a place with people I hold so dear > > > > But alas all good things must come to an end > > but know you are not losing a coworker but gaining a friend > > > > I have a few favors to ask before I go > > I am leaving dear Elli as many of you know > > > > Now Elli is a creature of habit you see > > twice a day she goes to get coffee > > > > so I ask that you all take turns and escort her down > > the last thing we want to see is Elli with a frown > > > > Keep the spirit going in here in DCTC > > it really is a such a great place to be > > > > We do really work with a most talented bunch > > We'll be working together soon I have a hunch > > > > I will be moving to International on HQ 7C > > so now you know exactly where I will be > > > > So there is just one little last thing > > Your praises over there I will sing > > > > But if you ever want to chat or grab a glass of wine > > you simply have to dial 810 4379 > > >
