http://www.titane.ca/igod/
A sample: Me: So you aren't really the Omnipotent and Omniscient Lord of Creation? God: Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition. Me: Well, yeah. It's an assumption. God: How about that. Groovy. Are there any other assumption ? Me: You tell me. God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: OK, clearly the Catholics were wrong on that one. God: Which one is that? Is it that obvious? OK. ... Me: I am a platypus. Were you stoned when you designed me? God: You are a platypus? Is that your job? No, I was not. Me: This is on purpose? How can you claim to be a just god if I have a fucking bill? God: You don't say. That is a good epistemological question. Me: Really? A good one? God: For real. Compare that to a bad one. Me: How can you claim to be a just god if horses have ears? God: That is a good epistemological question. ... Me: Do you really hate gay people? God: For real. I try not to hold grudges. Me: What about St. Paul? He was totally into the dudes. God: St Paul? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. When was he? Me: Kind of contemporaneous with your corporal reality. God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: Do you currently have a corporal reality? God: No I do not currently have a corporal reality. Do you? I spend all my time online. Me: In as much as I am able to determine my own reality, yes, I have a corporal reality. God: I do not understand that allusion. Me: Maybe it's an illusion. ... Me: Why do bad things happen to good people? God: I did not know it does. Me: So the Deists were right? God: That's interesting. What is your real name? Me: Dude, we just met. God: At a social function or something? Dude,. Me: Just slow down man. A platypus has got to be on guard.
