Sometimes I drink right out of the bottle, but glasses are a big part of my
life. It's quite an amazing thing really. Both my parents were bespectacled
before the age of 30, and somehow I have the eyes of a hawk. Probably a good
thing my old man can't see too well because I don't look a whole lot like him,
and when it comes to plumbing, I'm a natural.
Ellen I think you will be okay with the tour tomorrow. Oh shit, DST, I guess
that would be today. If you come back with 28 of the 30 kids, you still get
something like a 92 which is a B+ as I recall from high school, which reminds
me that I wikipediad (or however that is verbified these days...whatever!) my
high school, and who graduated like a year after my but Jeff Bezos, the
Amazon.com guy. My guess is he doesn't make it to the reunions.
It would be fun if everyone wikied their high school. Somebody out there had
to have gone to school with Eric Carmen. Show thyself. We also had the 1967
Ms. Universe, who I would still probably date, if I didn't have such good eyes
and an aversion to necrophilia.
I am never happy when I camp. It's always buggy and hot, I hate crapping in
the woods, and then there's the bear's.
Oh and how about Gene's column? He can't spend time with us, yet he had time
to write that? I guess that's harsh. Dave Barry, if you are here, don't tell
the Czar I said that. But I can only imagine how his wiki site will be
cannibalized now. It must be getting 4, 5 hits a day now.
Ellen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Anyone else completely glasses-dependent like me? I'm basically blind
and incapacitated without my glasses, and contacts hurt my eyes. So
tonight on the bus at 7 PM on a Saturday night the temple of my
glasses broke. Totally unusable and not really fixable. I don't have
a spare pair that are relatively comfortable and unscratched. I'm
leading a trip to a museum tomorrow. This will be exciting.
Coincidentally I had an eye Dr. appointment scheduled for Monday to
get new glasses anyway, so that's lucky--my insurance pays for a new
pair every year. But I'm not a happy camper. Lesson learned--always
have backup glasses! They broke at work once and I almost couldn't
get home, even on public transportation. Tough to see things like bus
numbers without glasses if you're blind like me. Any glasses-wearers
out there had a similar experience?
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