On 3/11/07, spaz_9747 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Many of you have just obeyed your Government Overlords and whisked
> yourselves off into another time. I'm sure you will save many
> gigaschlocks of electricity.
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> I am refusing to comply. I am not going to update any of the clocks
> under my control. For all its faults, I like the present. I refuse to
> leave it. What's more, I intend to oppose da Man in this matter. How,
> you ask? And how can you help? Very kind of you.
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> Since you are/will be now/then in the future, you can report to me the
> future's financial information, such as stock prices.
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> But Mike, you ask, how can we converse across time? Computers, the
> Interweb, a series of tubes -- it's technical, I respond, giving you a
> patronizing pat on the head. Don't you worry your pretty little head
> about it. But Mike, you annoyingly persist, aren't the financial
> institutions in the future with us? Didn't I tell you to shove off
> already, I kindly inquire. Go get me some stock tips.


How about the ear of a cow?

Stephanie (the future is wild, electric, organic, or hybrid, depending
on who you ask on Google. On the bright side, at 7:41 a.m., I will
still ex

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