That was hysterical and very well written.
"And now we are observing the single urban dweller as he attempts to seek companionship. The species is an inherently social one, but when an individual has been separated from or rejected by his home pack, he is forced to seek out other uncompanioned creatures to create an ad hoc 'family', if you will. He will go to local watering holes and common hunting grounds where he may share food with others. It is also not uncommon to see these unrelated groups commingling in open areas safe from predators, wrestling and sniffing each other as they determine who, if any, will join with them in forming the new social unit."
