Julie wonders:  

 

Do the regulars share entries with each other that don't show up in the
post?  If so, maybe you could post some of them here (with permission,
of course).  A friend who used to work at the post told me the czar
would show him entries that were hilarious, but couldn't be printed in
the paper.  It would be fun to get to see some of those.

 

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Yep.  The deadline is usually Monday midnight, so beginning Tuesday
morning on Losernet, many regular contribs will "share" their
submissions.

 

Usually the Empress picks the best, but humor's pretty subjective, so we
all think she's missed a few gems (especially our own!)

 

Funniest one I saw get no ink was this, by the always amazing Chuck
Smith.  (It was for Week 739, a contest to reveal amazing "facts" about
former presidential candidates):

"During the Lincoln/Douglas debates, Douglas accused Lincoln of keeping
a flea circus in his beard."

 

I can probably share a few, including the racier ones that have no
chance - just there for the amusement of other losers.

 

You'll see them a few weeks in advance.

 

Randy

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