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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #51
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome to all our new and old subscribers.
First I'd like to thank all those readers who sent me an
E-card, felicitations or their compliments for having me sent
out 50 issues of this E-zine.
It is much appreciated, but YOU'RE the ones who need a
tap on the shoulder for making this happen! :-)
Some of you wanted to know how and where it all began?
How did I manage to set up a web site, devoted to the weird,
and how I got so many subscribers in such a short period?
To be honest, it really started with the help from Paul Hancox.
Paul is the web master of http://www.themouthpiece.com and
he wrote an incredibly useful E-book called: "51 Steps to Mega
Traffic!" His E-book explained in full detail how to get started.
If you ever consider setting up your own web site or E-zine (it's
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Of course, you can always contact me if you need any help
with getting started. Your will is my command :-)
Thanks for being here again, and for allowing me in your
mailbox for the 51st time!
Dirk Dupon, your editor
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Drunken Quote
=> Funny Autoresponder
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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A prison visitor won $10,000 after urinating on self. A 69 year
old man was visiting his son at a state prison when an officer
wouldn't let him use a bathroom. He sued, and a judge sided
with him. "The ability/opportunity to urinate, being a matter of
bodily integrity, is a fundamental right subject to due-process
protection," the judge ruled. (Detroit Free Press)
The Bingham Canyon copper mine in Utah is more than a
half-mile deep and 2.5 miles across. An astronaut can see
this hole from the space shuttle with his bare eyes.
In Manitowoc, a man was sentenced for being nude in his
own garage. The 45-year-old man was allegedly drunk and
stretched out naked on his recliner. After being told to get
into an ambulance, the not-so-modest guy said: "Nope, I
ain't gonna do that. You're all gonna have to wrassle me."
-So they did... (Manitowoc Herald Times)
In Oklahoma, women are forbidden from doing their own
hair without being licensed by the state. They also may not
gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel in
the town of Schulter, OK.
A popular bank robber in Budapest (Hungary), named Attila
"Whisky" Ambrus, escaped from jail a few weeks ago. A poll
revealed 1,008 Hungarians hoped Ambrus, who never harmed
anyone during his 27 bank robberies, would avoid the police's
clutches. Only 91 people wanted him caught, making him an
instant national hero. Ambrus has stolen $578,100 at gun
point in 6 years. He was initially arrested on January 15 after
losing precious time during a getaway trying to recover his
dog. A U.S. film producer has offered Ambrus more than the
sum of his robbery gains for movie rights to his story.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when you find you and
your friends making frequent trips to the nearest interstate
overpass to see who can piss on the most vehicles."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"A large, clumsy umbrella is the best protection against
the rain: there will be no rain as long as you're lugging it
around."
- Peter Wasthol
"I want my last words to be put on my tombstone. Unless
my last words are something like "Wheee!", because that
would just be stupid."
- Matthew W. Schmeer
"Its a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds die,
they would stay up there and confuse the hunters."
- Steven Wright
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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USER TIP
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Hide your stuff from prying eyes
If you want to keep files -or even folders full of files- hidden
from others, just right-click on each file you want to hide (click
its icon) and select the 'Properties' item from the context menu
that appears. Then, in the Attributes box at the bottom, select
'Hidden'. The files will not be visible to anyone after you click
the OK button, or will look like they're dimmed out. (Don't do
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