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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #53
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to all the new and old faces. Nice to have
you all on board again.
First, I'd like to bring you some BIG NEWS!
I am currently creating a "Secret Members Club" area at the
web site. This Secret Club will be accessible to Members
Only, but believe me, it will be worth it!
All the material in the Secret Club will be highly original, and
I will personally and constantly update this area with tons of
News Breaking Facts and Hot Links to the World's Weirdest
and most Unique Places.
As a Member you will get access to the best Weird Links, Pics,
Toons, Sounds, Happenings, Events and Images that circulate
on the Web.
If you like the Amazing, the Bizarre, the Incredible, all combined
in a Funny Mix of Utterly Weirdness, you simply MUST join!
If you're interested to become a Club Member, you can let
me already know by clicking the following email link, and I
will contact you when everything is set up. Just click here:
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here</a>
And secondly, I have to admit that I envy all you lucky US
citizens!
Why is that?
Because I recently got contacted from Unique Pager, a US
Telecom company, with an amazing offer for all Weird Side
E-zine subscribers -unfortunately this offer is for people in
the US only!
Unique Pager is giving away FREE PAGERS, and you can
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European Telecoms, where are you waiting for? We also
love to get our stuff for FREE! :-)
Thanks for being here again! Enjoy the read!
Dirk Dupon, your editor
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Cooking With High Voltage!
Peek into the twenty-first century when SCIENCE will push
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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WEIRD NEWS
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Talking cigarette packets in the UK tell smokers to quit.
UK smokers could soon find it harder to ignore health
warnings on cigarette packets. A firm, which supplies
machines to make cigarettes, has patented a talking
packet that could remind smokers how harmful cigarettes
are every time they open it. `We continuously proceed with
research and development projects,'' said a company
spokesman. But he declined to divulge exactly what the
talking packets would say, claiming that was confidential.
Dogs in the wild don't bark. They yip, howl and all kinds
of things, but only bark when subjected to the presence
of humans. Scientists think dogs picked this up as a way
of trying to 'talk' to us.
Stan Haynes picked up a $25 pair of pants and went into
the department store dressing room to try them on. He
liked them, wore them out of the dressing room and walked
right out of the store with them on, without paying. The well
dressed bozo made one big mistake. The old pants that
he left behind not only had $200 in the pocket but also
his wallet with his ID.
Boston, MS. A group of marijuana dealers who just
received a large shipment of fresh stuff stashed 52
pounds of the stuff in their apartment along with a large
amount of cash and firearms. Never thinking that placing
the marijuana directly under the apartment's fire alarm
might cause a problem, the folks went out for a bite to
eat. While they were gone, the fragrant fresh pot set off
the alarm. It didn't catch on fire but the strong scent
confused the alarm and triggered an automatic call to
the fire department. Instead of finding a fire, the firemen
found the pot and called the cops.
Salt Lake City. A group of criminals, running a house of
ill repute, weren't shy about promoting it either, going so
far as to have flyers printed up giving all the details. How
could they not worry about getting caught with flyers up
all over the neighborhood? Easy. The flyers were printed
in Spanish. What they forgot is that the cops can read
Spanish, too. They've been shut down.
More weird news articles at:
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when you wake up
vaguely remembering throwing up the night before and
see your friend wondering why his shoes are filled with
vomit and Sour Cream Bugles."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same
thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up
three miles late for his meetings."
- Steven Wright
"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects
of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up
traffic jams."
- Mary Ellen Kelly
"More than any time in history, mankind now faces a
crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter
hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us
pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
- Woody Allen
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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USER TIP
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How to quickly add a name to your address book.
Outlook Express:
When you're in the Inbox, double-click on the message. This
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the message header), RIGHT-click on the name of the person
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Netscape Messenger:
While reading a message, pull down the Message menu,
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Eudora:
While reading a message, pull down the Special menu,
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