Hello,
I'd like to personally welcome all you 14.400 readers of
Weird Side E-zine.
It still gives me a thrill to create this newsletter, knowing
that so many eyes are reading my words. So, from the
deepest of my heart: "Thanks for hanging around here
all that time!"
Oops... Sometimes my 'fast fingers' make a mistake. I
mistyped the URL to Pinstruck.com in the last issue. It
should read "PINstruck" instead of "PUNstruck.com".
Just wanted to make this clear, because some of my alert
readers contacted me about it :-)
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I don't know if you have Microsoft Word on your PC?
If you do, may I ask why you use it for? Do you believe Word
it's for typing letters? Well, it's much more than that!
You can also create flyers, posters, reports, greeting cards,
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understand how to exploit WORD to its maximum.
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> Funny Autoresponder
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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Bot Spot
Bots are intelligent pieces of software -or also robots- that take
care of difficult tasks. Some bots search new pages on the Web
for big companies, and some can even chat with you. Here's a
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WEIRD NEWS
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Venlo, Netherlands. Dutch authorities plan to open two drive-thru
shops next year where "drug tourists" can buy marijuana and
hashish. The officials want to make it easier on Germans who flock
to the Dutch border town for drugs by opening two coffee shops
with drive-thrus selling drugs such as marijuana and hashish.
Drug tourists draw street dealers selling illicit harder drugs,
creating "an environment that generally makes ordinary people
feel unsafe," said a Venlo spokeswoman. She couldn't say
exactly what the shops will offer, but she said they would not
be like Amsterdam cafes where visitors can enjoy a cup of
coffee and a joint, but no hard drugs or liquor.
A woman who has already auctioned her ex-husband's golf shoes
on the internet without his knowledge plans to sell the rest of his
possessions over the next few days. The ad for the shoes reads
"Nike Zoomair golf shoes, size 13. Glad he's gone." The auction
ended yesterday with the shoes selling for �30. The woman wrote
on the advert: "This auction is for my ex-husbands golf shoes...
Nike Zoomair ...I threw his butt out and now I'm cleaning house!!
A Dutch woman has been humiliated on a live television wedding
show by her boyfriend refusing to go through with the ceremony.
She volunteered to ask her boyfriend to marry her during the show
called Welcome To Your Wedding. But her friend refused to go
the studio, despite producers phoning him to say the woman was
waiting for him in her wedding dress. The man told them: "She
might be, but whether you like it or not, I won't come." After the
show, the woman said she argued with her boyfriend who'd
told her not to appear on the show. She says she still loves
him and hopes he'll ask her to marry him in the future.
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened
to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it."
- Emo Phillips
"I think probably the best place to be during an earthquake
would be bungie-jumping."
- Andrea Judson
"The difference between sex and death is that with death you
can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
- Woody Allen
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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Swapsee (Only 25 KB) Freeware
This is a tiny desktop utility, specially designed to monitor and
report the current memory size of the Windows swapfile. Can
also be used as a suitable diagnostic tool to monitor large
memory hogging applications which slow down when there
is insufficient memory & system resources. Analog Meter type
movement. Tool-Tip information and statistics box reporting.
Program small in size. Consumes very little system resources.
Installs itself in the system tray, next to the clock.
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Use your desktop as a scratch pad and work area.
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try using your desktop as a work surface. Just drag and drop files
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great if you're uploading, changing file names before moving files,
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