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*  Name That Beer Bottle

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A man and a woman gained 30 lbs in 30 days... and 
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A Polish woman has been charged with animal cruelty 
after police found her pet dog drunk. Police were called 
to the woman's flat in Jelenia Gora by neighbours who 
claimed she regularly gave the dog beer during drinking 
sessions. Police carried out tests on both the woman 
and her dog and found both had high levels of alcohol 
in their bloodstreams.

Two Romanian burglars who put socks on their hands to 
avoid leaving fingerprints have been sniffed out by a police 
dog. They were caught only a few hours after their raid on a 
mobile phone shop in Iasi. Police believe the dog tracked 
them down from the smell of their socks which were still in 
their pockets.

A teenager who was shot after holding a gun to his head 
and asking a friend to pull the trigger could be jailed. Ryan 
Fage, 19, was convicted of unlawful possession of a firearm 
at Fitchburg District Court. Prosecutors are recommending 
a two-year jail sentence. The bullet went through his skull 
but skirted his brain. He was drinking with friends in April 
when he was shot in the head after holding the barrel and 
telling a friend: "Shoot me, shoot me." 
He wasn't seriously hurt.

A Kent pensioner has been jailed for seven days for refusing 
to fill in last year's census form and pay the resulting fine and 
court costs. Robert Relf, who's 77, from Park Lane, Birchington, 
near Thanet, says he thought the form was an insult because 
he had to say he was British rather than English. Before 
appearing at Margate Magistrates' Court, he said he'd rather 
be jailed than pay the �150 fine and forsake his principles.

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 FUNNY QUOTES
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"When I was a kid I got no respect. Every week my old 
man took me to the zoo. I found out he was trying to 
make a trade."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"The airlines are facing strike threats from a number of key
unions, including the Brotherhood of Luggage Misplacers; 
the Airline Seat Shrinkers Guild; and the International
Association of Workers Who Make Sure That No Coach
Passenger's Inflight Snack Packet Contains More Than 
Four Pretzels."
- Dave Barry

"The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you
can fake those, you've got it made."
- Groucho Marx

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 SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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* President Bush Pretzel Shell Game (722 KB) Freeware

Test your luck with this hilarious game of chance, with 
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Geek Speak Buster: "Title Bar, Menu Bar, Status Bar"

The top line of the active window is the Title Bar. The
Menu Bar is the list of items under that, usually starting
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