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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #169
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to a new issue of "Weird Side Ezine".
If you've been surfing around the Net for a while, then you've
seen them... annoying Pop-Up windows that take over your
web browser.
There are many Pop-Up Blockers that can automatically stop
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Go get your own copy, and make your surfing experience
a fun experience again...
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PS: AOL users -and others too of course- can read
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Tip
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NEW SITES
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* The Most Negelected Web Site
The most neglected site on the web has a simple mission,
but it's one which they take very seriously.
http://www.mostneglectedsite.com
* Roommates War Stories
Here are some stories of roommates from hell:
http://www.collegeroommates.net/warstories.html
* The UNGHHH Project...
A collection of guttural moans from comics...
http://members.shaw.ca/tom.t/unh/index.html
Know another weird site that would fit here? Submit it at:
http://www.theweirdsite.com/Feedback.html
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WEIRD NEWS
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A 75-year-old woman has upset her neighbours in
southern China by cooking topless on her apartment
balcony. Neighbours complained to local authorities
about the woman who cooks topless even in icy weather
on the balcony of her home in Dongguan. The widow
appeared to be polite and intelligent in all respects other
than her tendency to remove her top before cooking
out of doors. The neighbourhood committee talked to
the woman but she told them it was "nobody's business"
how she dressed at home. Explaining why she cooked
topless, the woman reportedly quoted an old Chinese
saying which goes: "Women over the age of 40 are
like men."
Burglars tried to break into an electronics retailer three
times - only to find they'd drilled through to an opticians
by mistake. Police say the trio broke into a local
newspaper office housed in the same building in Vara,
200 miles south-west of Stockholm. It's thought they
bored a hole into the wall using a power drill, but ended
up breaking into an optician's office. Spokesman Johan
Svensson said: "They tried again on another wall, with
the same result. And a third time." When they punched
through a fourth wall, they finally broke through to the
store, but alarms went off and they fled without grabbing
anything. Police are still searching for the men, and no
arrests have been made.
A Dutchman gave a taxi driver a new television because
he didn't have enough money to pay his �7 fare. The
man had just bought the set from a shop in Groningen,
but didn't have enough cash for the ride home. The taxi
driver told the man he would accept the television instead
and he reluctantly agreed. Ivo Faber, director of the VTG
taxi service in Groningen, said it was company policy to
request valuables from customers unable to pay their fares.
You'll find more weird news and odd articles at:
http://www.theweirdsite.com/weirdnews.htm
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world,
given my waist and shirt size?"
- Woody Allen
"Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who
has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows,
most big ideas are bad ones."
- P. J. O'Rourke
"Do you think that when they asked George Washington
for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
- Steven Wright
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Have you seen our "Weird Picture of the Week"?
http://www.theweirdsite.com/weirdpic.htm
An what about the "Weird Toon of the Week"?:
http://www.theweirdsite.com/weirdbyte.htm
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