----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Edward M. Isingoma <[email protected]> To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected] Cc: [email protected] Sent: Fri, 30 April, 2010 15:03:57 Subject: FW: WEDDING TEST- read the end Younger Men/Ladiesbelow 50 years > > > Can you pass that test? > ooops!!!!! > > >THE > > WEDDING TEST > >I > > was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend > >and I had > > been dating for over a year, and so we > >decided to get > > married. There was only one > >little thing bothering > > me....It was her beautiful > >younger sister. > > > > >My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore > > very > >tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She > > > >would regularly bend down when she was near > >me, > > and I always got more than a nice view. It had to > >be > > deliberate. Because she never did it when she was > >near > > anyone else. > > >One day her 'little' sister called and > > asked me to > >come over to check the wedding invitations. > > She was > >alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me > > that she > >had feelings and desires for me that she > > couldn't > >overcome. She told me that she wanted me just > > once > >before I got married and committed my life to her > > sister. > >Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a > > word. > >She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and > > if > >you want one last wild fling, just come up and get > > me.' > > >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched > > her go > >up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then > > turned > >and made a beeline straight to the front door.. I > > > >opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. > > > >Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing > > > >outside, all clapping! > > >With tears in his > > eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and > >said, 'We are very > > happy that you have passed our > >little test. We couldn't > > ask for a better > >man for our daughter. Welcome to the > > family.' > >And the moral of this story is: > > > >Always keep your condoms in your > > car…… >Hmmmm…. the dude was going for Condoms! > ________________________________ ________________________________
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