> Re : Vatican humor ....
> Mr. George !
> Very Funny .
> Serious and more important : Your thoughts about the USA invading ?
> I see no reactions no comments on the debate .
> Akua S .
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> Subject: WestNileNet Digest, Vol 40, Issue 4
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> Date: Fri, 2 Dec 2011 14:48:45 +0300
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> From: George Afi Obitre-Gama <[email protected]>
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> Subject: [WestNileNet] Fw: Vatican Humour
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> ALL,
> ?
> Have a good weekend everyone....i shall have mine in RSS Capital!
>
> ?
> ?
> ?
> VATICAN?HUMOR???
> ?
> ???
> After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
> doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the
> curb.?
> ??
> ?'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your
> seat so we can leave?'?
> ??
> ?'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at
> the Vatican ? when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today..'?
> ??
> ?'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
> What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never
> gone to work that morning..?
> ??
> ?'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.?
> ??
> ?Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
> wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
> airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kms.. (Remember,
> the Pope is German..)?
> ??
> ?'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
> keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.?
> ??
> ?'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the
> driver.?
> ??
> ?The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the
> cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
> radio.?
> ??
> ?'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.?
> ??
> ?The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
> going 205 kph.?
> ??
> ?'So bust him,' says the Chief.?
> ??
> ?'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.?
> ??
> ?The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'?
> ??
> ?'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.?
> ??
> ?The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'?
> ?Cop: 'Bigger.'?
> ??
> ?Chief: ' A senator?'?
> ?Cop: 'Bigger.' ??
> ??
> ?Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'?
> ?Cop: 'Bigger.'?
> ??
> ?'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'?
> ??
> ?Cop: 'I think it's God!'?
> ??
> ?The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's
> God?'?
> ??
> ?Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'?
>
> ??
> Give me a sense of humor, Lord,?
> ?Give me the grace to see a joke,?
> ?To get some humour out of life,?
> ?And pass it on to other folk .
> ?????????????
> ?
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