The fellow must have been fresh to trade. The rules are; be prepared, don't guess and don't ask a question if you do not know the answer to it.
Sent from my iPhone On 2013-07-19, at 4:59 PM, samuel andema <[email protected]> wrote: > Hi Bona, > > I really loved the joke! The old lady is my hero. She is the only person who > can manage the learned fellow! > > Sam > > From: Maandera <[email protected]> > To: A Virtual Network for friends of West Nile <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, 19 July 2013, 13:19 > Subject: [WestNileNet] Just for laughs - from a facebook friend > > Dear all. > > For the weekend > > ............. > > -Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't > prepared for the answer. > > In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first > witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and > asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, > Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a > big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate > people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot > when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more > than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' > > The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the > room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' > > She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a > youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't > build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the > worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three > different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' > > The defense attorney nearly died. > > The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet > voice, said, > > 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the > electric chair.' > > ......... > Enjoy > > Maandera > > _______________________________________________ > WestNileNet mailing list > [email protected] > http://orion.kym.net/mailman/listinfo/westnilenet > > WestNileNet is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ > > The above comments and data are owned by whoever posted them (including > attachments if any). The List's Host is not responsible for them in any way. > _______________________________________________ > > > _______________________________________________ > WestNileNet mailing list > [email protected] > http://orion.kym.net/mailman/listinfo/westnilenet > > WestNileNet is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ > > The above comments and data are owned by whoever posted them (including > attachments if any). The List's Host is not responsible for them in any way. > _______________________________________________
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