I have been using WiFi Spray instead, its cheaper and works just as good!!

Marlon K. Schafer (509) 982-2181 wrote:
> I do hope all of you are ready for the new DTV channels!  Just got this 
> today and thought I'd pass it along.
>
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>> For Immediate Release
>>
>> Are you ready for Digital TV? Starting in February, 2009, analog TV 
>> signals will no longer be available in many areas. To ensure continued 
>> enjoyment of your favorite programs, you'll need to purchase a new digital 
>> TV-ready receiver or a set-top converter box.
>>
>> But that's not all you'll need. Due to their continuously-varying 
>> amplitudes, analog-TV signals can roughen and damage the surfaces of older 
>> and heavily-used television antenna elements.
>>
>> Composed of binary ones and zeros, modern state-of-the art digital TV 
>> signals can bounce off roughened antenna surfaces, weakening signals and 
>> rendering some digital TV signals completely unwatchable.
>>
>> Instead of replacing that older and expensive outdoor antenna, you can 
>> recondition it. After all, you wouldn't throw away your automobile because 
>> its finish gets weathered and dull, would you? No...  you'd wash and wax 
>> it!
>>
>> Quintidigital Discount Products, Inc., announces DigiWash (tm) and DigiWax 
>> (tm), two products guaranteed to increase your digital TV viewing 
>> satisfaction.
>>
>> Before you connect your new digital TV receiver or converter to an older 
>> outdoor antenna, wash the antenna's elements with DigiWash, an ecofriendly 
>> and biodegradable cleanser that removes roughened analog-signal residue 
>> and bird droppings.
>>
>> When the elements are dry, simply apply a light coating of DigiWax (tm) to 
>> the antenna's elements, buff with a chamois or lamb's-wool mitt, and 
>> you're assured of DTV reception that's Every Bit As Good (sm).
>>
>> Manufactured with lubricants produced by farm-raised pythons and 
>> free-range rattlesnakes, DigiWash and DigiWax will be available in 
>> high-end consumer-electronics stores and audiophile boutiques on April 
>> 1st, 2009.
>>
>> #--30--#
>>
>> DigiWash and DigiWax are trademark of Quintidigital Discount Products, 
>> Inc.
>> Every Bit As Good is a registered service mark of Crotalus Products, Inc.
>>
>>
>>
>>     
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