Wish I was there Rick. Your a very funny guy.
RickG wrote: > Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my > dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. > > I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. > > What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, > on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting > the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in > the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before > I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in > my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect > diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina > nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the > food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to > mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my > story by now.) > > > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food > had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking > lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.. I thought the guy behind her was > going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! > > WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore. > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > WISPA Wants You! Join today! > http://signup.wispa.org/ > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > WISPA Wireless List: [email protected] > > Subscribe/Unsubscribe: > http://lists.wispa.org/mailman/listinfo/wireless > > Archives: http://lists.wispa.org/pipermail/wireless/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WISPA Wants You! Join today! http://signup.wispa.org/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WISPA Wireless List: [email protected] Subscribe/Unsubscribe: http://lists.wispa.org/mailman/listinfo/wireless Archives: http://lists.wispa.org/pipermail/wireless/
