Bob, thats the most you've written in a long time! Great story! -RickG

On Fri, Oct 30, 2009 at 5:04 PM, Bob Moldashel <[email protected]> wrote:
> WOW. I HATE Bees....  I bet that was fun when you opened that up!
>
> Reminds me of when I installed a system in North Carolina about 15 years
> ago.  We installed some equipment in a communications shed (and I mean
> shed!) at the base of a tower. Picture this 300' guyed tower in the
> middle of a field with a 10' x 15' wooden shed underneath it. The grass
> is like waist high.  the whole time I am walking up to this thing I am
> thinking ticks and bees.
>
> So I unlock the door and turn the light on and do a quick look around
> inside. I wait about 15 seconds and finally feel at ease that there are
> no bees waiting inside for me.
>
> The "shed" has around 10 radio repeater cabinets inside and the walls
> are covered in insulation.  There are wires and transmission line all
> over the place. No sheetrock. In addition the ceiling also was covered
> in insulation but whoever put it up probably spent a whole 10 minutes
> doing it. Several sections were hanging down.
>
> The lighting really sucked. One 60 watt light bulb screwed into a
> ceramic base. And with some of the insulation hanging down around it
> some of the shed was pretty dark.
>
> I remember it was cool outside and windy so the guy I was working with
> decided to close the door so it would be a little warmer. 10 repeater
> cabinets, some with high power paging transmitters, create a lot of heat
> so it made a big difference with the door closed.
>
> So we start to mount a plywood backboard to the studs of the back wall
> so we would have something to mount our wall mount equipment cabinet to.
> I am drilling in deck screws when the battery operated Hilt drill gun
> dies. Being lazy and not wanting to go back out to the truck 1/4 mile
> across the the windy, tall grass field in the middle of no-name North
> Carolina the guy I am working with decides to hit the screws in with a
> hammer. This was NOT a good idea!
>
> On the third wack a section of insulation on the ceiling by the door
> falls down and this 50' BLACK SNAKE ( he was really only about 2-3' )
> falls to the floor between us and the door! Suddenly my fear of bees
> fell to the number 2 position.
>
> We both screamed like little girls (the snake was a mute but he had his
> mouth open too!).
>
> We knew we had to get out of there. All I could think of was SNAKE BITE,
> POISON, ANTIVENOM, HELICOPTER,  MEDEVAC, PAIN, NO CELL PHONE SERVICE,
> etc in about 1/2 second.
>
> Suddenly my guy grabs a piece of  2x3 wood stud to beat this snake to a
> pulp. ANOTHER BAD IDEA!!!!
>
> He swings the stud and hits the light bulb and its lights out in this
> freakin' snake infested casket!!!!  And 100ms later I feel this "THING"
> slide across the top of my work boot and I was mobile!
>
> I pushed the other guy to one side and ran towards the last known
> location of the door. What I didn't know was the insulation was hanging
> in front of the door after he swung the stud and I ran face first into
> it about 3' from the door. Of course I was not expecting ANYTHING to hit
> my face so I started swinging like mad, got disoriented and realized
> that the door wasn't where it was.
>
> I stopped moving. He stopped moving.
>
> We decided to feel around for something familiar so we could get our
> bearings. Of course the whole time we are doing this we are thinking the
> snake is on the floor. WRONG!
>
> My guy reaches out and touches one of the repeater cabinets and says he
> knows where the door is and orients me. While he has his hand on top of
> the cabinet THE SNAKE SLIDES ACROSS IT!!!!
>
> He screams and we both bolt to the door and out into the field.
>
> To say the least I did not go back in. He called me all kinds of names
> and as a result (and the fact that I was his boss) he finished all the
> indoor work with the door wide open and mason's boots on.
>
> And he was very gentle and quiet.
>
> I don't know what happened to the snake but if I was him I would be
> around the Panama Canal right now.  I'm sure he was just as scared as us
> but I didn't hang around to interview him.
>
> Always be careful no matter what you are doing.
>
> And Happy Halloween!!!!
>
> -B-
>
>
>
>
>
> Faisal Imtiaz wrote:
>> I believe that this was the original inspiration for the "BeeHive" Antenna
>> !!
>>
>> LOL !!
>>
>>
>> Faisal Imtiaz
>> SnappyDSL.net
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On
>> Behalf Of Chuck Profito
>> Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 2:44 PM
>> To: 'WISPA General List'
>> Subject: Re: [WISPA] Halloween request
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>> I can't believe no one's had a ghost pass them in the attic or a snake in a
>> server etc:
>> Here's ours from last October.  Thank goodness it was a cool morning.
>>
>>
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On
>> Behalf Of Chuck Profito
>> Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 11:19 AM
>> To: 'WISPA General List'
>> Subject: [WISPA] Halloween request
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>> It's Spooky Funny Friday
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>> It's time to post your Spooky Tech Tails for all to shake and quiver at.
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