Peeps! by Elayne Boosler from the Showtime Special: Elayne Boosler - Live Nude Girls © 1991 Brooklyn Productions
I like (my mother in law) Mrs. Viking. I called Mrs. Viking up and I said "Happy Easter." "Happy Easter to you, oh it's not your holiday." I said " Yes it is, I embrace any holiday based on candy. It is my holiday." How long ago was Easter? I'm still going through Peeps withdrawal. Peeps, peeps. Marshmallow chickies and bunnies. Pink sugar, yellow sugar. Oh, I love them so much I can taste the difference between the pink sugar and the yellow sugar. I can taste the eye, and it's only painted on. You don't love Peeps? Maybe you haven't had them properly aged yet. They're only good stale. You buy them. You slit open the package. You go away for a few days. Come back, when you can knock on the counter you got some Peeps there. Oh, Peeps are good. They're seasonal. We can't just go get them now. We probably want them now. Gotta wait. Peeps molt in spring like soft-shell crab. Then they come out and they're 49 cents a box, not too bad. Day after Easter- ten cents a box!!! Eat em 'til you faint. Think- "I'll never want these things again." A week later, you're looking for drug dealers. "Hey ... Hey! I got $100, you got Peeps?" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/wnndl?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
