Top Secret Internal Memo: Jeremy Demands A New Chair Today at 1:38am *In the interest of full disclosure, the senior producer of World News Now releases the following email sent today by Jeremy Hubbard:*
Dear Senior Producer: I hate to be a prima donna anchor, *(senior producer note: why stop now?)*but I desperately need a new chair for my office! The one I currently have keeps sinking everytime I sit in it *(senior producer note: sure Jeremy, blame the chair!)* From the looks of it, this chair is from the 1970s. *(senior producer note: then it matches some of your ties)* I have to put a couch cushion on it just to sit high enough to type. How do I go about ordering a new one? Thanks Jeremy *The senior producer wants to know: Should Jeremy receive a new chair? What kind should he receive? We want to hear from you!* SLIDESHOW: POSSIBLE CHAIRS FOR JEREMY? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2592531&id=55845270277 ====== AIM/Gmail Chat: damonbeau :: :: Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Science without humanity. Knowledge without character. Politics without principle. Commerce without morality. Worship without sacrifice. --Gandhi's seven deadly social sins :: :: "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice." --King :: :: "Any time you have the opportunity to accomplish something and you don't, you are wasting your time on this earth." --Roberto Clemente --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "World News Now Discussion List" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/wnndl?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
