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The following is supposedly an actual question given
on a University
of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one
student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with
colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of
enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some
variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into
Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely
assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are
leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you
will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and
since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project
that all souls go
to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look
at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume
of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell
will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes
over.

So: If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my
Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell
before I sleep with
you," and take into account the fact that I slept with
her last night,
then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that
Hell is exothermic
and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and
is, therefore,
extinct - leaving only Heaven and thereby proving the
existence of a
divine being - which explains why, last night, Teresa
kept shouting
"Oh my God."

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